like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

*black and white photos to pay homage to our friendship*

YOU BETTER MISS ME YOU TWO OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SQUISH EVERY BAR OF SOAP YOU BUY.

I can’t believe Cat, Steph, Andy and I only have like a couple weeks left of living together…

And Cat can’t stay here long so THIS IS IT. WE WILL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN!

I noticed that there were 3 black bin bags in our garden from upstairs, these were all open so I went to put a new bag on them.

I DON’T KNOW HOW OR WHY BUT THERE WAS PISS LEAKING OUT OF THE BAG…

How do you know it was piss, you ask?

IT WAS ALL OVER MY HANDS AND IT STANK OF PISS.

I have washed my hands a total of 8 times now…




… I hate everything!

buzzfeedanimals:

Busy year for guinea pigs.

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

alexachunglover:

Her smile <3

procedinghairlines:

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards. What does that even mean? Should I be less stressed now that I have eaten all the chocolate and cake in the world? Because if so, it is not working.

P.S. Rick Edwards is an attractive human being.